OK, all you wise-cracks. Why DID the porcupine cross the road? To get to the other side?
There are a million answers to this one, don’t we know. Feel free to add your opinion in the comments. (I’ll tell you my idea if you keep reading.)
Here’s the story behind this Cutie. We were driving back from the vicinity of Silver Mountain–do not ask which day–when suddenly the Above Porcupine began waddling across Skanee Road.
I slammed on the brakes, excitedly grabbing for the camera. Where was the camera anyway? Just about nervously dropped it on the floor in the excitement of the Photographic Opportunity.
Barry, who had been snoozing at the time, was saying, “What? What? Why are you stopping?”
Until he saw It.
And it was headed directly toward the camera!
Bingo!!
Snap, snap, snap clicked the camera shutter as the porcupine came closer.
Until there was the Porcupine, as close as could be.
And then he proceeded to waddle beneath our car.
I looked at Barry. He looked at me.
We were stuck. There was a porcupine beneath our car. If we drove forward or backward, we might run him over.
What should we do?
We waited. A few cars drove by.
“Put your head out the window and see if you can see him anywhere!” I implored my bleary-eyed passenger.
No sign of the porcupine.
(Could the answer to the above question be: The porcupine crossed the road so he could sit under our car. ??)
The decision to take the nature shots of the quilly fellow now seemed a bit…questionable. I crept forward a little, straining the ears for any sound of the slightest thump. Nothing.
“What should we do?” I moaned. “I don’t want to kill the porcupine.”
Neither did we want to get out and look beneath the car, perhaps getting stuck with dozens upon dozens of sharp-needled quills.
Neither did we want to sit on the side of the road all afternoon.
Finally my passenger said, “There he is!” and pointed to the grasses moving in the nearby ditch, our little fellow waddling away looking like he had not a single care in the world.
Why did the Porcupine cross the road?
Answer: To nibble the aspen bark for dinner. Porcupines, as some of you may know, dine on plants, inner tree bark, twigs and leaves.
Anyone else have a better idea?
**My husband just said the porcupine crossed the road to star in his on-line debut in this blog.
Hmmmm…..
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November 10, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Emma
Barry might just be right. You went up on the roof…the porcupine crossed the road…all for the sake of the blog!
Good story! I know I shouldn’t, but I just want to give this ‘pine a hug.
November 10, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Jessica
I am inclined to agree with Barry. Porcupine blog stardom must have been at the top of his to do list that day. 😀 He was awfully cute too.
November 10, 2009 at 9:41 pm
p.j. grath
I vote for aspen bark. But what a great closeup portrait! Good for you!
November 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm
sahlah
He/she is so soft looking… you are brave!
November 10, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Kiah
He. is. adorable.
November 11, 2009 at 1:48 am
The masked murauder
tHE lITTLE dARLING wAS oUT fOR a Walk oN tHE Wlid Side, aNd sitt’en UnDeR SiSseS CaR iS JuSt AbOuT aS WiLd aS iT gEtS fOr PiNeHuRsT. WiThOuT tHe TeRm “rOaD pIzZa” iNvOlVeD, tHaT iS!!!
November 11, 2009 at 3:34 am
winderjssc
You were so fortunate to see and capture this little porcupine for the blog. How amazing that he was just strolling down the road. I think you must have quiet roads over there. Over here, he would have been squashed for sure. I live in a rural area where sad casualties including, hedgehogs (the nearest thing we have to porcupines), badgers, foxes, deer, and pheasants are regularly found on the roads and grass verges. So lovely to see a healthy little creature ambling along on the tarmac. Thank you for the pictures – I love the aspen trees too.
November 11, 2009 at 8:01 am
Cindy Lou
Very, very cool! Who would’ve thought a porkie could be so cuddly looking? And the aspen trees are beautiful!
One more day! Can’t wait to see your adventures from San Diego… 🙂
November 11, 2009 at 10:11 am
Gerry
I’m glad you all emerged from your encounter unscathed. I think the porky has his own blog, and was out gathering material. He had in mind a piece about local foods, but was distracted by the opportunity to get a close look at a human. He thought you were very cute, but he thought Barry might bear watching. Those bleary eyes were worrisome. On his way home he wished he had opposable thumbs and a camera, but, being thankful for his quills, felt altogether blessed by his adventure.
November 11, 2009 at 10:38 am
flandrumhill
Why did the porcupine cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off 🙂
At the local feed barn there’s a photo of porcupine roadkill right in the middle of the road. The poor squished porcupine has a strip of yellow painted across its body. Ever since I first saw the picture years ago, whenever I see a porcupine on the road, I can’t help but think of that poor porcupine that nobody chose to see.
November 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Reggie
Aww, that porcupine looks so snuggly and cute! Those don’t look like QUILLS at all!
The porkies we get here (not that I’ve ever seen one in the wild or in close-up) have black-and-white-striped quills and they look a fair bit bigger and bulkier than that little fella.
Here’s a short description with a picture of our Hystrix africaeaustralis.
In curio shops throughout South Africa you can find thousands of items, like jewellery, boxes, photo frames, etc., decorated with or made entirely out of porcupine quills. But when you walk in the forests and grasslands, you’ll be real lucky to find a handful of quills, as they don’t habitually drop ALL their quills. So I have a horrible suspicion that the porkies who surrendered so many quills have died a painful death.
I’m so pleased to hear that your little chap crossed the road safe and sound. Good on you for getting a photo!!!
November 11, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Quietpaths
PDC (pretty darn cute). The intervening wait (even reading it) was painful; where would the porcupine finally wander off to? Great shots! That was quilly close.
November 11, 2009 at 8:17 pm
centria
The porcupine thanks you all for your comments. Every last one of you!
June 6, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Kathy
Can anyone tell me why (as of June 5th & 6th, 2010) I have received 200-300 hits on this blog? Why do people suddenly want to know: Why did the porcupine cross the road?
June 8, 2010 at 7:57 am
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July 11, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Tom
The reason for the hits is because of a YOU TUBE video series. It is called the Annoying Orange. In one of the episodes that came out in June, the orange is talking with “Grandpa Lemon.” Grandpa Lemon starts to tell a joke about why did the porcupine cross the road and falls asleep. You are the first website that pops up. That is why I came here!
July 13, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Kathy
Thank you so much, Tom, for stopping by and sharing that. One other person told me the same thing. So…why do YOU think the porcupine crossed the road? Smiling!
August 11, 2010 at 10:16 pm
L
Yo.
(In the movie “Chicken Little”, the porcupine says “yo”)
Cute photos! 🙂
August 13, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Kathy
“yo”!! I like that. Thank you… 🙂
September 11, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Rodney
Why did the Porcupine cross the Road ??
Because he can !
lol
September 13, 2010 at 8:11 am
Kathy
I think you’ve got it, Rodney!
June 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm
paste
why did the porcupine cross the road?
to get a haircut because he was feeling self conscious because the chicken was teasing him on the other side of the road.
nyahahahahahahah
July 1, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Kathy
Funny! What a mean chicken, lol!
June 20, 2018 at 5:49 pm
Steven Haynes
I’ve actually heard this joke before .
“ why did the porcupine cross the road?”
Answer?
“Just to prove it could be done!”
Now, for those of you who don’t live in places with high populations of porcupines, I will explain the joke.
Porcupines are so slow moving that the amount of them do you see as roadkill is truly astounding. To the point where you question whether one has ever actually made it to the other side. Ha ha funny right? LOL