Late last night...

Late last night...

Late last night we heard a strange humming noise outside.  Lights glowed eerily.  It hovered and landed. It was obviously…the landing of a UFO.  An Unidentified Flying Object.  It even sported a Third Eye, as you can ascertain from the above photo.

This morning we crawled inside to take a closer look and discovered THIS on the front seat:

Martian vegetable

Martian vegetable

We ate it for dinner tonight.  And we’re still alive to tell about it.  We’ve been acting a little strangely since then, though.  It’s almost as if everything is a…dream…

Look at all the wood left to split and stack...

Look at all the wood left to split and stack...

And it must be a dream, because we looked in the driveway and realized there were still at least five loads of wood to split and stack!  Didn’t we already finish doing this back in July?  Must we turn on the log splitter once again and spend hours operating the lever and tossing logs into another…rather odd looking vehicle?

A pickup truck full of wood awaits unloading, soon as I finish this blog!

A pickup truck full of wood awaits unloading,as soon as I finish this blog!

 We didn’t actually spot the Martians.  They must have departed before morning.  Perhaps they’re camping out in the woods and we’ll see them later on.  We’re grateful for the strange-looking vegetable that tasted similar to broccoli or cauliflower, though.  We’re still not certain why they left it.  Didn’t they see how many vegetables we have growing in the garden?

(This blog comes to you straight from my husband’s strange sense of humor.  Truly, it’s dangerous if he starts hanging ’round the computer on a night when I don’t know what to write…  You all know I wouldn’t have come up with this all by myself!  Right?)

P.S.  Lovely sweet husband just unloaded 90% of the truck while I wrote the blog!  Isn’t he the best?

P.S.S.  Alcohol was NOT a factor in the writing of this blog.  Just in case you wondered.  🙂

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